LOL, great analogy!!!
Tell me about it. Not evey person runs into this but when they do it is frustrating! The answer is not always the same.
I can tell from this quote you are a seasoned developer This kind of statement comes with experience
Good. I am glad that you got it going!
http://helpware.net/downloads/index.htm#MJs
To unblock the content right click the CHM file, go to properties, adn then there will more than likely be an "unblock" button at the bottom right. Here is another forum post on the topic:
http://forum.strataframe.net/FindPost899.aspx